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Apr 5

Why I am Not a Nerdfighter

This girl gets it.

edwardspoonhands:

fetusflytrap:

i went to my local anime convention this past weekend and while there my group ran into a pretty solid Hank Green cosplayer. Her shirt even had a hanklerfish on it. nerdfighers are everywhere.

Best (also only) Hank Green Cosplay I have ever seen.

Things that are worse than slashing (shipping) real life people: 
This.

edwardspoonhands:

fetusflytrap:

i went to my local anime convention this past weekend and while there my group ran into a pretty solid Hank Green cosplayer. Her shirt even had a hanklerfish on it. nerdfighers are everywhere.

Best (also only) Hank Green Cosplay I have ever seen.

Things that are worse than slashing (shipping) real life people: 

  1. This.
fishingboatproceeds:

penguinteen:

Breaking news! Shailene Woodley (The Descendents) is going to play Hazel in the film adaptation of John Green’s The Fault In Our Stars! 

I am very excited about this.
Here’s the thing, tumblr: Shailene Woodley loves The Fault in Our Stars. She really does, and in her audition, she just was Hazel—at least to me. You can read what Josh (the director) had to say about it in the article above, but for me her commitment to the book and deep understanding of Hazel make her the perfect choice.

I’m very excited about how two things I hate are coming together to create one giant thing I will most definitely hate.  I’m also very excited that for the first time the vlogbrothers aren’t about to ruin something/one I’m really into.  Good news, everybody.

fishingboatproceeds:

penguinteen:

Breaking news! Shailene Woodley (The Descendents) is going to play Hazel in the film adaptation of John Green’s The Fault In Our Stars

I am very excited about this.

Here’s the thing, tumblr: Shailene Woodley loves The Fault in Our Stars. She really does, and in her audition, she just was Hazel—at least to me. You can read what Josh (the director) had to say about it in the article above, but for me her commitment to the book and deep understanding of Hazel make her the perfect choice.

I’m very excited about how two things I hate are coming together to create one giant thing I will most definitely hate.  I’m also very excited that for the first time the vlogbrothers aren’t about to ruin something/one I’m really into.  Good news, everybody.

Mar 8

“Never insult John Green in front of me.”

lesmiserablespenguins:

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Too Late.

Mar 8

camouflaged-by-a-smile:

Found a blog that loves Jennifer Lawrence as much as I do and is a nerdfighter. Asdfghjkl, following.

What a RARE SHOCKING COINCIDENCE.  omgrrreazz what if they like HARRY POTTER TOO?  THE INTERNET WULD EXPLOOOOOOOUD!

Mar 8

Nerdfighteria is such a lovely little place, isn’t it?

No.

Mar 8

initialsckn5:

My sister thinks putting authors such as John [Green], JK Rowling, and Suzanne Collins on my resume (under ‘reading’ as a hobby) is juvenile because their books aren’t non-fiction.

No.  They’re “juvenile” because they’re books for youth.  The definition of juvenile. 

Mar 8

emilyisshe:

Is it bad that I always carry TFiOS when I’m in an airport just so I can try to meet nerdfighters while traveling?

Yes.

Mar 5

when people ship real people

edwardspoonhands:

bradofarrell:

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Just to be clear on my position on this topic….yup.

Guess this means I better get to work on some Hank/John incest slash pronto. 


But really, my opinion on this used to be mixed, before I remembered that:

1) People have always “shipped” real life people that they know —

(“oooooh, you two would be SO CUTE TOGETHER”, is something I’ve definitely heard more than once in relation to me.)

or

2) “Shipping” real people you don’t know is EXACTLY THE SAME as shipping fictional people; it has nothing to do with these people in their private lives, and the resultant fanfics bear NO RESEMBLANCE to how these people actually see themselves. 

It’s not as if fanfiction writers are going around saying THIS IS TRUE AND VERIFIED, that’s why it’s FICTION.  I don’t see how anyone could be anything other than flattered by fanfiction about themselves, but as a woman, the odds of such a thing involving me happening are practically non-existent.  Damn these internal sex organs.

(Source: the-humans-from-wall-e)

The fact that you put so much energy into hating two grown men is really rather disturbing.

The thing of it is, it doesn’t cost us any energy at all.  Nerdfighterfighter and I often refer to it as “five hour hatery”.  This is the process in which that 2 PM (or AM in my case) feeling hits and you could reach for the energy drink, but instead, you just watch a vlogbrother vid (the most potent being, thoughts from my asshole videos), and the resultant hate energizes you for the next 3 hours.

[It’s not a drink, it’s more like a hate.]